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lyrics

A stormcloud’s a contagion in my mental infrastructure
Even when the sun is out, all I hear is thunder.

And there’s a million ways to do violence against an animal
And that’s the PC way of saying there’s many ways to skin a cat

And the surveillance state probably knows what’s on my mind
Probably use their bots to make a dolphin attack
But I’ll just leave everything implied

And there’s a million ways to do violence against an animal
And that’s the PC way of sayin’ there’s many ways to skin a cat

And the weatherman is almost always wrong
And a shoddy weather forecast is the perfect metaphor for a song

And my Libra deep state isn’t always right
And I toss and I turn and it keeps me up at night

And there’s a million ways to throw shade upon an animal
And that’s the PC way of sayin’ there’s many ways to hate a cat

And the weatherman is almost always wrong
And a shoddy weather forecast is the perfect metaphor for a song

And a stormcloud’s a contagion in my mental infrastructure

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from A Narxist Critique, released October 15, 2021

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stoner will & the narks Hadley, Massachusetts

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