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from A Narxist Critique by stoner will & the narks

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lyrics

I always take the front seat When i ride the bus
I like to stretch my legs out ‘Cause they’re very long
I always give my seat up if somebody needs it
Most people work much harder than me

I always drop the window when I’m in my car
I don’t like to live on the inside of a bubble
The people walking by always say they like the music
So i tell them it’s on the radio

I always wear a helmet when I ride my bike
My ex from Iran used to make fun of me for it
She’d say she was joking but i detected venom
Maybe love isn’t really all you need

Stoner will dolphins, brian transportation
The thinkpiece economy, you could call us kingpins

When I ride the train I think about the future
Wouldn’t it be nice if we had these everywhere
I think to myself but then I think again
Wishlist maps reek of manifest destiny

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from A Narxist Critique, released October 15, 2021

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stoner will & the narks Hadley, Massachusetts

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